saltandvinegarcrisps: i have an essay about uganda due tomorrow and this is all i have so far
ive-been-triggered-by-kankri: catswithbenefits: catswithbenefits: can someone please photoshop psy’s head on a psyduck for me never mind i got it has psyence gone too far
notabrobro: flawlessstark: tunoeresdarks: i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked i mean look at this fucking thing IT’S CHARGING #if tony stark was a vegetarian There’s probably a potential gradient between the apple and orange based on the ion environment within each fruit. The banana works as a salt bridge (high in...
loonylunalovegood97: ussnormandy: luciferwearswestwood: i just realized there are 12 grades of school. Come graduation day i can say it, I can actually freaking say it: I DID MY WAITING, 12 YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL. I am genuinely disappointed I didn’t do this You are stuck in an ugly building that you’re in against your will for years, and there are creatures in there that suck...
deductionswiththedoctor: faensoundslikefun: faensoundslikefun: My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands. help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just dive to another country for burger king
intoxicatedontokki: randomgeeknamedbrent: beepish: kikutalia: I’M CRYING #itadakimassachusetts Konichiwashington hajimemashitennessee
wwizardcraft: dilettantedynamo: ...
john-watson-is-sherlocked: asherlockian: pernillo: thenocturnalcouchpotato: fosterthepeoplejunkster: lypo: lypo: got a family of 4 in my house :)X my husband died, just me n the kids :(X ”we’re not calling him dad.” i am legitimately interested in this story every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over. we got a couple of dalmatians ...
pearls: pearls: i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
Why is it when I take off my glasses peasants ask me, “How many fingers am I holding up!?” I don’t see this: I see this:
Imagine if fangirls were teachers
justamadgirlwithanotebook: “Okay class, to wrap up our mythology unit you will write a 4 page essay about why Loki was beautiful and misunderstood. Remember to use arguments from Tom Hiddleston interviews to support your thesis.” “I’ve rearranged the seating plan because I started shipping you guys.” “For english homework you’re gonna write a fanfiction about the principal and the librarian...
livinglovinoloca: today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your dick in a box” and i was like “no, but you can get it in a cage, cause it’s a wild animal” and the drama teacher overheard me and choked on her coffee
thetowndrugdealer: is it acceptable to start an essay with “listen here you little shit”?
The Apocalypse: As Documented by Tumblr
aronix: aronix: aronix: Something’s terribly wrong, the street lights went out all at once. There’s this weird noise omg what the hell’s going on I OPENED MY WINDOW AND THE NOISE SOUNDS LIKE MUSIC BUT I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS OMFG SOMEONE IS BLASTING OPPA GANGNAM STYLE FROM THEIR BALCONY WINDOW. WHAT KIND OF APOCALYPSE IS THIS I WANT A REFUND
The next week or so on Facebook:
12/21: End of the World
12/22: I survived the End of the World
12/24: Christmas is tomorrow!
12/25: Merry Christmas!
12/31: I'll sleep in 2012 and wake up in 2013.
1/1/13: I remember 2012 like it was yesterday!
luvyourselfsomeesteem: aboutmaleprivilege: So its the 21st in Australia IF IT’S NOT THE 21ST IN AMERICA THEN IT AIN’T THE 21ST ANYWHERE.
What breaks my heart is the thought of the parents of 20 children who have to go back to their empty homes and face the Christmas presents in their closets.
On tumblr during Physics…